Life on Star 51: “Moodonna”

As we discussed in an earlier post, the great State of Jefferson (SOJ) has many endearing landmarks.  Today, I’d like to draw your attention to one in particular.

Moodonna.

As each tourist enters the SOJ, Moodonna stands as a welcoming metallic ambassador.  Not always is she adorned in such patriotic garments – this is her 4th of July outfit – but regardless of her “gettyup”, the giant scrap metal cow named after a 1980s pop star/cultural icon stands ready to warmly welcome guests to the luscious land of the SOJ.

I wonder if the flag she’s wearing boasts 51 stars.