I checked the weather report this morning to read that there is a 100% chance of rain tomorrow. One hundred percent. They’ve done it. The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration has spoken. They are positive–beyond a shadow of a doubt–that it will rain tomorrow. There is a 0% chance that it will not rain tomorrow. Enjoy today, for tomorrow: RAIN. Nothing can stop the rain–it is coming. Prepare yourself.Happy Columbus Day.